69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

(via library-of-crazy-221b)

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

(via singerofsimplesongs)

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

(via 571761367415431563165)

tinytmas:

when someone ships my OTP with the same burning passion that i do

image

(via weweremadeforeachothersherlock)

Accidentally coming out to my family

  • Uncle: are you texting a boy?
  • Me: no
  • Uncle: why not??
  • Me: boys are gross
  • Uncle: *sarcastically* you a lesbian?
  • Me: *doesn't look up from phone* yeah
outpastthemoat:

fear of jody fucking mills is called logic
death once had a near-jody fucking mills experience
chuck norris wants to be jody fucking mills when he grows up

outpastthemoat:

fear of jody fucking mills is called logic

death once had a near-jody fucking mills experience

chuck norris wants to be jody fucking mills when he grows up

(via singerofsimplesongs)

  • Me: Whoa, this character kills a lot of people
  • Me: They're my favorite

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

(via mallotovcocktail)